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We were hosted by a community for our practicum in Nursing. The town hall was already full so the town representative offered the stage next to a basketball court for our temporary abode.

One student came to me and told me that one of our students, Jason, wouldn't sleep on the stage. I asked why.

My student replied, "Jason has stage fright."

Before google, there were librarians. Here are some queries posed to the poor, suffering staff of public libraries:

• A woman wanted “inspirational material on grass and lawns.”

• “Who built the English Channel?”

• “Is there a full moon every night in Acapulco?”

• “Music suitable for a doll wedding to take place between a Shirley Temple doll and a teddy bear.”

• “Can the New York Public Library recommend a good forger?”

My house had been burglarized and the police were taking a report.

The policeman asked me, "Have you lived here all your life?"

I replied, "Hopefully, not yet!"

It is not an optical illusion...

It just looks like one.