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3 Nights A Week... YOU guess which three!
Sign up entering a resturant:
NO, we do not have WIFI... TALK TO EACH OTHER!
Farm Boy: My pop can't decide whether to get a new cow or tractor for his farm.
City Boy: He'd certainly look silly riding around on a cow.
Farm Boy: Yeah, but he would look a lot sillier milking a tractor!
Abner: We've got a hen down at our house that lays white eggs.
Luke: What's so wonderful about that?
Abner: Can you do it?