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The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.

"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone, I found that the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Don't ever hit a guy with glasses, you could get sued...

Instead, try hitting him with paper cups...

It won't hurt him, but at least you made your point.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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A guy is doing some handyman work at a house. Across the room is a large gray parrot on a perch. The family dog comes into the room and jumps up on the couch. The parrot says, “Get off the couch!” and the dog jumps down immediately.

A small child comes into the room with toys and the parrot says, “Go to your room!” and the child picks up his toys leaves without hesitation.

The guy turns to the parrot and says, “I’ve never seen anything like that before."

The parrot looks at the guy and says, “Get back to work!”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Question: What’s the difference between a software problem and a hardware problem in laymen terms?

Answer: A software “problem” is like joining the debate team and finding out your first opponent was last years champion.

A hardware “problem” is like joining the wrestling team and finding out your first opponent is the captain of the other team and his name happens to be G.O. Rilla.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Marty" |