Wife: "Last night I had a dream that you bought me a pearl necklace."
Husband: "Wow, that's great! Tonight when you go to sleep, you can put it on."
What did the dim candle say to the new and bright CFL in the classroom?
"Watt's up dude!"
Time takes its toll...
So please have exact change!
Q: Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
A: Because it was chicken.