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"Mom, I wish I had the enough money to buy an elephant."

The mother asked, "Why do you want an elephant?"

The boy replied, "I never said I wanted an elephant, I just wish I had that much money."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

They prefer cricket matches.

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posted by "manjinder" |
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What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

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posted by "manjinder" |
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Pinkie Pinkerton lived in a pink one story house on Pink Street. The walls were pink, the roof was pink, the carpet was pink, the flowers were pink, the pictures were pink, the furniture was pink, the bathroom was pink, her stuff was pink, the yard was pink, even her cat was pink. EVERYTHING was pink. So what color were the stairs in Pinkie Pinkerton's house?

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