You don't need to wear spurs on both boots... If one side of a horse starts to run, so will the other.
Q: What did the sick fish say to his friend?
A: I'm a little green around the gills.
What did the Super Nova say to the cop when he was pulled over for speeding?
"You can't give me a ticket. I'm a BIG STAR!"
The topic for my third-grade class was genetics. Smiling broadly, I pointed to my dimples and asked, “What trait do you think I passed on to my children?”
One student called out, “Wrinkles!”