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It's so hot here where I live in Florida, that I walked to the store and bought some cookie dough ice cream, and by the time I got home it was cookies.

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I saw a commercial on late night TV. It said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers."

So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were.

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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road... and was cited for littering.

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I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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posted by "HENNE" |