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You're walking down the street and your toe falls off!

Who do you call?

You call a tow truck!

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posted by "Quantum321" |
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A football coached was asked about his star lineman. The coach replied, "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I have seen his grades and there are a lot of words he doesn't know the meaning of!"

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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What do you call a bird of prey perched on a priest's pulpit?

An altar eagle.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents private conversations.

One day, when Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.

"Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!"

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posted by "HENNE" |