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Favorite this joke A wife started doing her make up as soon as she woke up.
Her husband asked the reason.
She replied, "I have locked my phone with facial recognition. And it's not recognizing me without makeup."
It was the first day of basketball practice at Wingate high school in Brooklyn, N.Y. Coach Jack Kaminer handed a ball to each player.
"Fellas," he said, "I want you to practice shooting from the spots you might expect to be in during the game."
The No. 12 sub immediately sat down at the end of the bench and began launching the ball toward the basket.
Pavlov is sitting in a bar and the phone begins to ring.
He jumps up and shouts, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs!"
Doctor and patient conversation.
Doctor: "Can you give me your name and date of birth?"
Patient: "Why? Are you not happy with yours?"
Doctor: "Let's just move on shall we... can you take a deep breathe for me?"
Patient: "Have you tried oxygen?"
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