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Favorite this joke When I babysit for my minister's three-year-old, one of our favorite games is "Go Fish".
One evening, after winning several rounds, she kept bragging about how good she was.
Jokingly, I said to her, "I'm going to have to teach you a little humility."
Immediately she looked up and asked, "How do you play that?"
How many parrots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They say “toucan do it.”
Many years back, a man by the name of Joshua had to go before my uncle, who was a judge in magistrate court, to be sentenced for a crime he had committed.
Uncle Walter jokingly said, "Are you the Joshua that made the sun stand still?"
The man seriously replied, "No, sir, Your Honor. I'm the Joshua that made the moonshine."
A little boy was sitting in the lunch room with his friend. He unwrapped his sandwich and said, “Peanut butter!”
The next day, with the same little friend, opening his sandwich, he said, “Would you look at that, peanut butter again.” But he got it down.
The third day, “Can you believe it. Three days in a roll, peanut butter again!”
The boy’s little friend said, “Why don’t you tell your mother to stop making those peanut butter sandwiches and fix you something different?”
He said, “Now, don’t you talk about my mother like that. I make these sandwiches myself.”
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