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$7.00 won 4 votes

Little Johnny: I’m not going back to school anymore.

Mom: Why not?

Little Johnny: On Monday the teacher said that four and four make eight. On Tuesday she said six and two make eight. Today she said five and three make eight. I’m not going back until she makes up her mind.

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentlemen after showing him a new home. Over the phone the agent indicated, "This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few years."

The older gentleman laughs, "At my age, it's a risk buying green bananas."

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$15.00 won 9 votes
 

What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes whack and then "Darn!" while a skydiver goes “Darn!” and then whack.

9 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

An American visiting in England asked at the hotel for the elevator.

The portiere looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted.

"You must mean the lift," he said.

"No," the American responded. "If I ask for the elevator I mean the elevator."

"Well," the portiere answered, "over here we call them lifts".

"Now you listen", the American said rather irritated, "someone in America invented the elevator."

"Oh, right you are sir," the portiere said in a polite tone, "but someone here in England invented the language."

5 votes

CATEGORY National Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Merkv814" |