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$8.00 won 4 votes
 

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, "Chopsticks are provided only on request."

"But," the man countered, "if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all the forks."

"True," the waiter shot back, "but we'd have to hire two more people to sweep the floor."

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$15.00 won 8 votes

Teacher: "Class does anyone know what is a comet?"

Little Johnny: "A what?"

Teacher: "A comet. You know what a comet is?"

Little Johnny: "No."

Teacher: "Don't you know what they call a star with a tail?"

Little Johnny: "Oh sure. Mickey Mouse. "



8 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$50.00 won 9 votes
 

I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately.

It means a lot to him.

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?

I planted myself on the sofa at the start of April and I’ve grown bigger ever since.

10 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |