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Favorite this joke A fellow who loved to go out in his kayak whenever he could.
One winter it was very cold, so he built a fire on a metal lined pad on the floor of the boat.
The fire burned through the pad, causing the boat to sink.
This proves that we cannot have our kayak and heat it, too.
I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac computer. I was against it and an argument started.
I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.
He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"
And I said, "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs!"
Little Johnny is visiting his grandma for the weekend. "Would you like a piece of cake, Johnny Dear?" Grandma asks.
"Yes, please," Johnny replies.
"That's a good boy, Johnny," Grandma says happily. "I love to hear you say please."
"And if you want to hear me say it again, you can put some ice cream on it," Johnny replies.
Fred was going out to lunch one day when he passed by a pet shop with a sign in the window reading, "Puppies for sale, only $10 dollars."
Unable to resist such a good deal, Fred went inside and bought one. As Fred arrived home a few moments later, his wife Louise came to greet him. "How was your lunch, dear?"
"Actually, I didn't buy lunch today." Fred replied.
Louise looks at him quizzically. "You didn't?"
"No," Fred replied. "You see, I passed by a pet shop with a great deal on puppies and ended up spending my money on Elvis?"
"Elvis?"
"Yes," Fred replied. "I ate nothin', bought a hound dog."
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