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My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, expensive running shoes. I hoped to save my investment, so I took the sneakers to a shoe repair shop. I placed them on the counter and told the man, "My dog got hold of this."

The repairman picked up the shoe, looked it over, and placed it back down on the counter. "Well, what do you recommend?" I asked.

He looked at me and replied, "Give your dog the other shoe."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
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Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
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posted by "HENNE" |
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My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana.

I guess my property line isn’t where I thought it was.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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I had always prided myself on being an "on time" person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something.

"What?" I called back. "Don't slow me down, I'm late!"

"No you're not," he responded. "It's Saturday."

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |