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Top 5 Signs that you Travel Agent is not very good:

Just booked your cruise to Las Vegas.

He spelled Europe with a ‘Y'.

Just asked, "How do you feel about cattle cars?"

Picks connecting flights using the "Eeny! Miney! Mo" method.

Just said, "England? Never heard of it!"

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion...

But doesn't.

While entering the elevator to heaven, a confused client accidentally pushed the down button. Arriving at the basement, the door opened to reveal the devil himself—sporting board shorts, relaxing in a lounge chair and sucking on a cold brew.

The bewildered client couldn’t help but ask Satan, “Is this how the lower level lives everyday?”

With his renowned devilish grin, Satan replied, “Hell no! Our Friday special is margaritas and blackened redfish, and Mondays are Karaoke night!”

Tommy: "Oh no, it's a run home!"

Suzy: "Don't you mean a home run?"

Tommy: "No, I really do mean a run home. I just hit he ball through Mr. Johnson's window!"