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Ed: How old is your brother?

Ted: He’s a year old.

Ed: Huh! I’ve got a dog a year old and he can walk twice as well as your brother.

Ted: Sure, your dog has twice as many legs.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.

“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.

He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.

“Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.”

“Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!”

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Jerry Jr" |
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Customer: I’ll have a hamburger.

Waiter: With pleasure.

Customer: No, with pickles and onions.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |