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Prior to turning on the TV to watch a recorded soccer match, I said to my wife, “Don’t tell me the score!”

She replied, “ Don't worry, there wasn’t any.”

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "gezzer" |
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What sign has probably never been made in Braille?

“Danger, do not touch.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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My son is studying to become a lawyer, so I texted him...

"If you tickle a man to death by accident... is it manslaughter???

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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In a moment of closeness, she whispered, "I love you dearly!"

Now, he was an avid hunter and he heard, "I love you deerly!"

In order to continue the romance, he said, "And I love you bearly!"

But, alas, she heard, "I love you barely!"

Here, we must paws...

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Jerfie" |