I adopted a 9 month old female Chihuahua; after a two week struggle for dominance she won leaving me somewhat perplexed.
After going over the training events step by step an epiphany graced me with a large dose of reality.
“If one wishes to train a dog he must first be smarter than the dog.”
My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.
"Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based of the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we got a hog back on the farm that's worth at least $137,000."