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Favorite this joke Mr. Sharma: ”When I die, love, I want to be cremated.”
Mrs. Sharma: ”That is a good idea, dear. The gold in your teeth ought to pay all the expenses.”
Just because a frog is green, does that mean its Irish?
No.
That is correct. Because when you look at it when its a baby, it looks a tad-polish!
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. There, he sees St. Peter at the entrance.
Before he went in, Peter stopped him and said, "Sorry, but you have told too many lies to be allowed here."
The man looked at him sadly and said, "Have a heart, you were once a fisherman yourself."
One fisherman to another, "You should've seen what happened yesterday at the lake."
"What happened?"
"I caught a twenty-three pound salmon!"
"Were there any witnesses?"
"Yes, of course! If there wasn't, it would've been thirty-three pounds."
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