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I have a pet who is a continual source of personal annoyance and irritation. Truth be told, he really bothers the heck out of me.

I named my pet, "Peeve."

What's the first symptom a computer is getting old?

Memory problems.

Dad: You're telling me your entire class got an A in philosophy? How?

Son: We proved the professor didn't exist. What could she do?

A big, burly man visited his pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.

"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father of the family is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400."

"How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife. "May I ask who you are?"

They sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. "I'm the landlord," he sobbed.