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A disheveled man was standing on a busy city corner. With open palms toward the sky he yells out give me a sign, I just need a sign.

The manager of a pizza restaurant walks out and hands the man a sign. He says just wave it at the passing cars!

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posted by "Marty" |
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A zombie goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a horrible rash!"

The doctor says, "Son, I'm sorry but that's not a rash, that's called your face."

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posted by "William" |
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What do you call a looney, lifelong small town resident?

A loco local.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Student 1: "My professor told me my assignment was to get up in front of the whole class and give a talk on the round, light pinkish colored, fuzzy skinned fruit which is the nickname for the state of Georgia."

Student 2: "Oh, in other words, you're going to give a SPEACH?"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |