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An ant walks into a bar with his good friend Mister No, who is not an ant. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We only serve ants here."

The ant says, "But this is my good friend Mister No."

The bartender says, "Sorry, but I don't take No for an ant, sir."

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What did the educated sweet potato say?

I think, therefore I yam.

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The hardest thing about riding a horse....

Is hitting the ground!

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Why does the milk stool only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

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