Latest Jokes

Sign at the towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg, we just want tows!"

Two friends were talking.

"There are so many cemeteries in your neighborhood."

"I know, people are just dying to live here."

The magazine about ceiling fans went out of business...

... due to low circulation.

Some preteens were hanging out near the entrance to the local hardware store.
"Let's do something dangerous," said Billy.

"Like what?" asked Joey.

"See all those brooms hanging up in the window?" answered Billy. "I dare one of you to take one of those and run out of the store."

Freddy replied, "What would that prove, Billy?"

"How brave we are. It'll be just for fun. And we'll return it right away and apologize."

"Then why don't you do it? Just go in there and grab one of those short brooms," said Joey.

"Aw, I was just kidding, guys," replied Billy. "I'm not a whisk taker!"