What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue
If you told a cow a really funny joke, could she laugh so hard milk would come out her nose?
Hanging up with my 90-year-old mother, I sighed, then said to
my 96-year-old uncle, “She’s so
stubborn.”
He shook his head sympathetically and warned, “You’re going to have trouble with her when she gets old.”
Sign at the towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg, we just want tows!"