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I've always wondered what my parents did in their spare time when there were no iPhones, computers, television, and such...

I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't seem to know the answer either.

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it???

It's a small world... but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious.

The pet store was selling three parrots. A man who wants to buy a parrot approaches the clerk and asks, “How much are your parrots?”

The sales clerk answers, “The first one is $1,000.”

“What does he know?”

“He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and can solve mathematical expressions.”

“How about the second one?”

“The second parrot costs $5,000.”

“What does he know?”

“He knows 100,000 words and 10,000 sentences, can solve mathematical expressions, and create computer programs.”

“Then what is the price for the third one?” asked the buyer.

“This one costs $20,000.”

“Really?! What does he know?”

“This one knows absolutely nothing, but the two others always call him 'BOSS’."

I was visiting a monastery recently and I saw a sign that read, "In case of fire, break vow of silence."