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Favorite this joke How did the Dermatologist and the Dentist afford their new mansion?
By the skin of their teeth.
I wrote a book about birds...
It flew off the shelf.
A husband returned home drunk late night. His wife opened the door. He said, " Sorry honey. I couldn't stop finishing a bottle whose brand name was same as yours!"
The next day the wife served breakfast. The man complained, "Oh honey, there's so much salt in this dish..."
The wife replied, "Sorry honey. I couldn't stop myself adding more salt since the brand name was same as yours."
Driving back from Vermont, I stopped at a vegetable stand. It was deserted except for a sleeping German shepherd.
I stepped over the dog, helped myself to some corn, then opened the cash box to pay.
Taped to the inside of the lid was this note: "The dog can count."
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