Latest Jokes

Why is a kangaroo like a pool table?

They both have side pockets!

Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.

Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.

Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later.

Male zebras have white stripes... but female zebras have black stripes.

Money DOES talk... but to me it says goodbye.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend...

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

What do you get when you feed a skunk habanero chiles?


Pepper spray!