Latest Jokes

How does a firefly feel when it loses its glow?

De-lighted!

I went to a funeral yesterday where a vigil was held over the dearly departed while a document was read so everyone could find out who was left what.

That tells me, where there's a will, there's a wake.

Alcohol is an absolute necessity, because NO great story has ever begun with someone eating a salad!

The perfect martini starts with pouring gin, vermouth, and olives into the trash where they belong.

DRINK WHISKEY!!!