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How does a firefly feel when it loses its glow?

De-lighted!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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I went to a funeral yesterday where a vigil was held over the dearly departed while a document was read so everyone could find out who was left what.

That tells me, where there's a will, there's a wake.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Alcohol is an absolute necessity, because NO great story has ever begun with someone eating a salad!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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The perfect martini starts with pouring gin, vermouth, and olives into the trash where they belong.

DRINK WHISKEY!!!

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posted by "barber7796" |