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An older couple was asking for a room with a king, queen or double bed. The clerk apologized and said that the only rooms available had twin beds.

Disappointed, the man remarked, "I don't know. We've been sharing the same bed for 44 years."

"Could you possibly put them close together?" the wife asked.

Several people nearby smiled, and someone commented, "How romantic."

Then the woman finished her request with, "Because if he snores, I want him close enough to be able to elbow him."

I worked at Starbucks, but had to quit...

I quit because it was the same old grind.

This year I made my New Year's Resolution...

To finish everything I sta...

What are turkeys NOT allowed to say to each other after they've had a big meal at the dinner table?

"I'm stuffed!"