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Favorite this joke A young boy was walking home after school when he saw a small puppy.
He picked it up & touched it. Then he touched it again. He touched it once again, touched and
touched and touched, and then he finished touching.
Like I said in the beginning, A Very Touching Story.
Ravi: How does your family all use just one car?
Bhanu: It's simple. My wife uses it for shopping and to run errands, my son uses it for school, and I use it to go to the gas station to fill-up again.
John: Ants really work hard. They work and work and never play.
Peter: Then how come every time I go for a picnic, THERE they are?
Two older women who were rivals in a social circle met at a party.
"My dear," said the first woman "Are those real pearls?"
"They are," replied the second woman.
"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled the first woman.
The second responded, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."
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