I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad...
But when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance . . . .
She leaned over and pushed me!
A new student at Harvard stopped an upperclassman and asked, "Where's the library at?"
The upperclassman said, "Never end a sentence with a preposition. Cops do it on TV, but it isn't proper, so to speak."
The new student said, "Pardon me. Where's the library at, MORON?"
There are different types of country dancing.... square, round and line.
No one ever told me you need a year of geometry before you can learn to dance!
What did the guy say after he fell in a box of seaweed?
"Kelp Me! Kelp Me!"