Latest Jokes

A woman took her dog to the parlor for a haircut and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged.

"I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!" she said.

The groomer replied, "That may be true. But then you don't bite, do you?"

A boxer went to a doctor for treatment of insomnia.

"Have you tried counting sheep?" suggested the doctor.

"It doesn't work," replied the boxer. "Whenever I get to nine, I stand up!"