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What did the monkey say after its tail got caught in the lawnmower?
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Rule number one when it's your first day on the job as a butler...
When your employer tells you to "Draw my bath," DO NOT take out a pencil and a sheet of paper.
A man and his wife are relaxing at home when the phone rings. She answers and within a minute is sobbing. After she hangs up, her hubby gently holds her and asks what's wrong.
She replies that her mother has died. He finally gets her calmed down and the phone rings again. She answers and starts crying again.
She turns to her hubby and manages to choke out, "Honey, it's my sister and you won't believe this, but her mother died too!"
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