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Three irishmen walk out of the bar at the same time...

Well, it is possible in theory!

Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.

If you are diving and are approached by a shark, they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.

If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump.

If an elephant has a trunk, then just where is his glove compartment?

There are three sisters stranded on a island. They live there until they run out of food. They decide to try to swim to the next island but it is 100 miles away.

The oldest sister swims the first 15 miles, gets tired, and swims back. The middle one swims the first 25 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

The youngest sister, and not the smartest one, swims the first 50 miles, gets tired, and swims back.