Did you hear about the vampire bike that went around biting people's arms off?
It was a vicious cycle...
What do you call a Turkey with a limp?
A gobble with a wobble.
I just finished a 14 day diet plan... in 6 hours and 32 minutes!
Two steps for making great tofu:
Step 1: Throw TOFU in the trash.
Step 2: Put a thick RIBEYE STEAK on the grill.