Latest Jokes

Coming into the house after shopping.

Daughter: Mom, please don't forget to bring in Pip's t-o-y.

Mom: What are you doing? Has your dog learned how to spell?

2 bedbugs were having a discussion. "I just graduated from bedbug private investigator classes. I'm going to start performing clandestine and secret investigations."

"I figured you'd want to be an 'in your face, take no prisoners, out there' kind of police bug?"

"Not really. I do my best work under cover!"

Due to finances this year, I'd like to request we lower it from the twelve days of Christmas down to eight.

Just to clear this matter up once and for all.

It's assumed that when a person get older their mental processes begin to slow down.

Now that I'm older I'm hear to say this assumption has absolutely no merit, my "brame" works just fine!