What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
If a person is very adept at telling falsehoods about the money he owes, does that mean he's really good at telling us his LIE-abilities?
My wife and seven year old daughter invited their friends to have a tea party but you had to wear a sun dress and a floppy sun hat if you chose to attend. They had a blast laughing and enjoying themselves for over an hour.
I got to thinking what would be the man equivalent to such a party, so I decided to have a bacon party and the requirement was to wear camouflage.
I tried Flintstones vitamins once...
I didn't feel any better, but I could stop the car with my feet!