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Favorite this joke So I didn't appear to be a loser, I concocted a story to tell my friends, about my having a girlfriend who lets me put lipstick and rouge on her.
In other words, not only did I make her up, I MADE her up!
What kind of medical help does a mermaid seek, a vet or a doctor?
A lady is at a job interview for a receptionist position.
"I see you used to be employed by a psychologist. Why did you leave?"
"Well, I just couldn't win. If I was late to work, I was hostile. If I was early, I was anxious. And if I was on time, I was obsessional."
A psychotherapist returned from a conference in the Rocky mountains, where the delegates spent more time on the icy ski slopes than attending lectures and seminars.
When she got back, her husband asked her, "So, how did it go?"
"Fine," she replied, "but I've never seen so many Freudians slip."
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