Latest Jokes

A group of hippies gathered underneath the Washington Monument around a small bond fire.

A drunk staggered by took a long look at them and then a long look up at the Monument.

After a deep thought moment, the drunk says to the group, "You'll never get that rocket off the ground."

I took my pain pill... so why are you still here?

I believe that the most popular name for a cat should be Waldo.

I mean, don't you eventually end up asking where your cat is every day?

"Hold on, I get a feeling I've been here before."

"Why do you say that?"

"My phone automatically connected to the WiFi."