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Two extraterrestrials had just graduated the space cadet program on their planet. Both were duty assigned to a tiny blue planet in the Milky Way Galaxy called planet Earth. One of the young alien cadets asked the other, "Have you heard of planet Earth?"

His friend answered by saying, "No. I never have. But considering that you and I were last in our class, I have a feeling this is going to be one crazy adventure!"

How come there on no F's in phonetics?

What kind of meds do kleptomaniacs take to get better?

Did you hear about the professional golfer who got arrested for assaulting his chauffeur?

All he did was take out his driver.