Latest Jokes

I wrote a short story about a carnival, that I blogged on the internet.

I called it my, "Fair e-Tale."

My clothes dryer broke down the other day, so I picked up a newspaper to look for a reasonably priced used clothes dryer.

I found an ad that listed a "New, Still in BOX, Unopened, green & environmentally friendly Solar Powered Clothes Dryer" for $50. Wow! That was a bargain for such a high tech dryer. I ordered one with free delivery.

The day I received it, my jaw dropped! I got a box with clothes pins and several yards of rope.

8. "Thank goodness for these evaluations. They keep me focused."

7. "I can't BELIEVE I get paid for this!"

6. "Here class... just put all your gym shoes in this box next to my desk."

5. "I bet all the people in our administration really miss teaching."

4. "Gosh, the bathroom smells so fresh and clean!"

3. "It must be true... the school news said so."

2. "I think the discipline around here is just a LITTLE too strict!"

1. "It's Friday already!!!"

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad.

He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15."

I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"