Latest Jokes

Why do cowboys need two spurs?

Are they afraid one side of the horse might take off galloping by itself?

I know someone who had her face lifted so many times, the doctor ran out of skin, so he took some skin off her right thumb and grafted it onto her nose.

Now, every time she goes hitchhiking, her nose shoves to the right.

I have a pet who is a continual source of personal annoyance and irritation. Truth be told, he really bothers the heck out of me.

I named my pet, "Peeve."

What's the first symptom a computer is getting old?

Memory problems.