Latest Jokes

Girl: "Will you love me after marriage, also?"

Boy: "I think that'll depend on your husband."

"Hi."
"Hi."

"Did you eat?"
"Did you eat?"

"Are you copying me?"
"Are you copying me?"

"I love you!"
"Yea, I ate already."

"Are you single?"

"No, I'm plural."

"I mean are you free this Saturday?"

"No, I'm rather expensive."

If convenience stores are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?