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Favorite this joke A person that keeps their feet firmly on the ground...
... will never get their pants on!
Behind every great man is a woman... rolling her eyes at him.
Just remember, every silver lining has a cloud.
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
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