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"Where is Pearl Harbor?" I asked my fourth-grade history class. "Here’s a hint... It’s a place where everyone wants to go."

One student blurted out, "Candy Land!"

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posted by "Mary" |
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Q: What do you call an old snowman?

A: Water

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I've been thinking of a career change. I went to a career counselor and found out in testing that I scored off the charts for having a highly dynamic persona and a great smile.

I was also told I'm not very good at follow through nor do I accomplish much though I do appear to look busy.

Here's the good news! My career counselor told me to "run for public office", even though I'm over qualified!

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posted by "Marty" |
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I decided to write a book but was told if it's an informational book I'd need to be an authority on the subject.

In thinking about this for weeks I decided to write a book about "How Not to Do Things"... I'm pretty much an authority on that subject!

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