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Favorite this joke Buy a dog a toy and the dog will play with it forever...
Buy a cat a toy and the cat will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree.
The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?"
"How should I know?" the man answers, "I'm not a lawyer!"
A thief was arrested for breaking into a Toys "R" Us store and stealing a board game...
He got Life.
I am great at multitasking... I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.
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