Latest Jokes

I went to pick up my car at the auto repair shop. The mechanic said to me, "I could not repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Why did Frankie Avalon get fired from his moonlighting job as a high wire walker in the circus?

Because he refused to perform without Annette.

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator... and you can't cross it!

What do you put into soup to make gold?

24 carrots.