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The moonshiner artist excelled at "still" life.

There's this 'not-so-bright' young woman out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another woman on the opposite bank.

"Yoo-hoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"

The second woman looks up the river, then down the river, then shouts back, "You are on the other side."

(Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby)

Hush-A-Bye Buddy
In our guest room,
It's been three weeks now
Are you leaving us soon?

We'll all miss your snoring
And carrying on,
But please won't you go back
To Boca Raton?

Mama bear, papa bear, and baby bear were having a great time chasing vacationers in a car as they were visiting Yellowstone National Park.

"Daddy?"

"Yes, Baby Bear?"

"I think we could be doing a better job of scaring these vacationers."

"But Baby Bear," Mama Bear injected. "What more can we do?"

"Maybe we'd have more of an effect on them if we got out of this car and started chasing them on all fours!"