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My elderly mother was rushed to the hospital following a serious tumble. There the staff placed a band around her wrist with large letters warning: Fall Risk.

Unimpressed, Mom said to me, “I’ll have them know I’m a winter, spring, and summer risk too!”

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I spent a lot of effort child proofing my house...

But the kids still get in.

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The first five days after the weekend are definitely the hardest!

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Teacher: What did Napoleon do?

Child: He pulled his bone apart!

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