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Favorite this joke My five-year-old son is crazy about cars so I took him to his first car show. He loved seeing all the different models and brands and gushed over the big engines, the colors, and even the wheels. But the car he was most impressed with was a hearse.
“Mom!” he shouted. “Look at all this storage!”
Why do they have frosted glass on airplane toilet windows?
Who's going to look in at thirty thousand feet!
Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back."
He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for a while, then walks back across the street.
The other dog asks, "What was that about?"
The first dog replies, "Just checking my messages."
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled. "Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby."
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