Latest Jokes

(Husband) Honey, at this year’s office Halloween party why don’t I wear a superman costume you can go as a witch?

(Wife) How clever!

(Husband) What do you mean?

(Wife) It’s a polar opposite theme right?

(Grandson) Grandpa, I have some advice for you.

(Grandfather) Son, at your age you need to be listening more than advising.

(Grandson) Okay Grandpa, just thought you might want to know your shoe is too close the campfire and it just burst into flames.

(Husband) Honey, according to my focus group men should be in control of the TV remote.

(Wife) Who’s in your focus group?

(Husband) Well, actually right now it’s a focus group of one, but I’m working on membership.

As the first grade teach bent over to pick up an eraser, little Joey started to giggle. "Teacher, I just saw your stockings."

The teacher replied, "You will stay in for recess with that remark."

Later, she bent over to pick up a piece of chalk as little Mikey began to giggle, "Teacher, I just saw your knees."

The teacher demanded he go to the office immediately for that remark. Still later she bent way down to pick up a piece of paper and little Billy began to clean out his desk and head for the door. Teacher asked Billy where he was going.

He replied, "Teacher, I see my school days are over."