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Favorite this joke What's the biggest lie one tells him/herself?
I don't need to write it down, I'll remember it later.
I went into my local wireless store looking for a solution to a problem.
"I have a horse that I can't seem to get going when I mount him," I told the customer service representative. "Nellie won't listen to my commands, and when she does start moving, it's just a slow, lazy trot."
"I have just what you need for your phone," the rep replied.
"And what would that be?"
"The latest version of the "Giddy-App!"
As you slide down the Banister of Life, also pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way.
My mind works like lightning...
One second there's a brilliant flash, and then it's gone!
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